Birthday, H-69

Birthday, H-69

$5.00

Headline:
Glittery Card Gets Fucking Glitter All Over Fucking Everything

Inside message:
A glitter-free birthday card. You're welcome.

The nitty-gritty:
• 5.5" x 4.25"
• Premium 100-lb. gray paper
• Offset printed in the USA
• Coordinating square-flap envelope
• Packaged in a clear protective sleeve