Glittery Card Gets Fucking Glitter All Over Fucking Everything
A glitter-free birthday card. You're welcome.
• 5.5" x 4.25"
• Premium 100-lb. gray paper
• Soy-based ink
• Offset printed in the USA
• Paired with a red, square-flap envelope
(made from 100% wind power)
• Packaged in a clear protective sleeve